Curtis Armstrong

Mr. Crummyham (voice)

Mr. Rathbone

Ezekiel the Cockroach (voice)

Chuck Drakner / Jim Force

Mr. Rathbone

Pawn

Super Amazing Bouncy Ball (voice)

Candy Van Man (voice)

Maru (voice)

Attorney Cole

Larry

Principal Foster

Richard Ottmar

Dan (voice)

Mitchell Wolf

Kenny

Clint

Clark

Ronnie Hayes

Carl

Mr. Thompson

Self

Louis

Mr. O'Donnell

Mr. Golden

Store Clerk

Curtis Armstrong

Justin's Zit

Russel

Dr. Soberin Exx

Jervis

Mr. Moleguaco (voice)

Morris Mecklen

Mr. Welch

Metatron

Robert Martin

Oscar Schultz

Frank, the Judge (voice)

Snot Lonstein / Eli Weisel (voice)

Snot Lonstein (voice)

Peter Goldman

Harold

Chaz Dalton

Morgan Ball

Paul Richter

Zachary Simon

Ahmet Ertegun

Mr. Ralph

Arnold Peters

Security Guard God

Hobo Bob

Jerry the Butler

Jeweler

Campus Cop

Herb / The Punisher

Curtis

Matt

Clint Pudder

Computer Guy

Mr. Cheswick

Robert Fischer

Warren (voice)

Barry Donovan

Danny

Rodney

Charlie Fielding

Jimmy G.

Tiny Tim Fallow

Bert Miller

Bart Brookman

Ken Fretts

Harvey

Chain Smoking Booster

Pastry Chef

Clark

Charlie

Tom

'Booger' Dawson

Dr. Morton Freberger

Albie Swinson

Country Jake

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.

Pete LaSalle

Curtis Armstrong

Dudley Booger Dawson

Ack Ack Raymond

Goov

Lucentio

Herbert Viola

Charles De Mar

'Booger' Dawson

Miles Dalby