Curtis Armstrong

Mr. Crummyham (voice)

Mr. Rathbone

Ezekiel the Cockroach (voice)

Chuck Drakner / Jim Force

Mr. Rathbone

Pawn

Super Amazing Bouncy Ball (voice)

Maru (voice)

Attorney Cole

Larry

Principal Foster

Richard Ottmar

Mitchell Wolf

Clint

Kenny

Clark

Ronnie Hayes

Carl

Mr. Thompson

Self

Louis

Mr. O'Donnell

Mr. Golden

Store Clerk

Justin's Zit

Curtis Armstrong

Russel

Dr. Soberin Exx

Jervis

Mr. Moleguaco (voice)

Morris Mecklen

Mr. Welch

Robert Martin

Metatron

Oscar Schultz

Frank, the Judge (voice)

Snot Lonstein / Eli Weisel (voice)

Snot Lonstein (voice)

Peter Goldman

Harold

Chaz Dalton

Morgan Ball

Paul Richter

Zachary Simon

Mr. Ralph

Ahmet Ertegun

Arnold Peters

Security Guard God

Hobo Bob

Jerry the Butler

Jeweler

Campus Cop

Herb / The Punisher

Matt

Curtis

Clint Pudder

Computer Guy

Mr. Cheswick

Robert Fischer

Warren (voice)

Barry Donovan

Rodney

Danny

Charlie Fielding

Tiny Tim Fallow

Bart Brookman

Bert Miller

Ken Fretts

Harvey

Chain Smoking Booster

Pastry Chef

Clark

Charlie

Tom

'Booger' Dawson

Dr. Morton Freberger

Albie Swinson

Country Jake

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.

Pete LaSalle

Curtis Armstrong

Dudley Booger Dawson

Ack Ack Raymond

Goov

Lucentio

Herbert Viola

Charles De Mar

'Booger' Dawson

Miles Dalby