David L. Lander

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Ch'p (voice)

Wendy's Employee

Tanning Intruder

Yokian Guard / Gus (voice)

Bird (voice)

Reverend Stillwater

Principal Squiggy

The Mayor (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Horace Badun (voice)

Postmaster

Sam the Sewer King (voice)

Sqweek (voice)

Wrestling Promoter

Elvis Kryzcewski

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Landlord

Willie Andrews

Nitro (voice)

Announcer

Frankie Da Flea (voice)

Radio Sportscaster (uncredited)

Tim Pinkle

Kitten Chase Students (male) (voice)

Bernie the Bird (voice)

Weazel (voice)

The Other Norman Mailer

Squiggy (voice)

Oliver

Lenny Nordhoff

James Self

Smart Ass (voice)

Eli

Tactician

Doc Boy (voice)

Eli Walsh

Stemple

Ed

Freddie Paris

Joe

Arnold Herlick

Squiggy

Squiggy (uncredited)

David Gordon

Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggmann

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Mel Towers

Milt the Delivery Boy

Bob (voice)

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