Tino Insana

Self (archive footage)

Mr. Grouper (voice)

Pig

Pig (voice)

Drycleaner

Samsa (voice)

Santa Claus (voice)

Uncle Jo Jo (voice)

Uncle Jojo (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Uncle Jojo / Earl (voice)

Prince Uncouthma (voice)

Burly Cop

Stu (voice)

Sanitation Guy

Colonel Carter (voice)

Baracuda (voice)

Patrolman (voice)

Bushroot (voice)

Tiny the Iceman (uncredited)

Vito

Uncle Ted (voice)

Smokey

Capt. O'Connell

Jail Guard #1

Mr. Sylvio (segment "Video Pirates")

Studio Guard

Bald

Perry Greavy

Bull Murdock (uncredited)