Will Sasso

Larry

Mover (archive footage)

Sheriff Dunne

Jim McAllister

Fred

Self - Guest

Alec

Brett

Sheriff McClelland (voice)

Skip (voice)

Big Mike

Maxie Zeus / Jennifer's Husband (voice)

Maxie Zeus (voice)

Mr. Ellingboe (voice)

Vince Logan

Mountie Archambault

Terry

Jim McAllister

Mooska

Carmine Streeto

Petey

Ben

Dave

Wasserstein

Dennis

Billy

Roy

Officer O'Connor

Self

Lou

Legal Aid Lawyer

Andy

Frank Nitti

Jerry (segment "The Pitch")

Self

Neil

Pirate

Jimmy

Curly

Yanis

Paul

Awesomest Maximus

Dr. Shaw

Al Sura

Frankie

Vince Goodson

Josh

Mr. Kaplan

Officer Bungalon

Tucker

Office Bailnt

Deputy O'Mally

Jesse Buchwald

Fortunio Balducci

Russ

Jed

Doug Martin

Randy Newman / James Lipton (voice)

Jay Lester

Andrew

Self - Guest

Heckler (voice)

Carl Monari

Mason Lafoon

AC Repairman

Fishin' Hole Guy

Chris Sadler

Bernie the Hamster (voice)

Larry / Larry's Doctor / Max / Ken (voice)

(voice)

Randy Newman (voice)

Todd (voice)

Bobby Briggs (voice)

Hank Vilmes

Self - Panelist

Chet Walters (uncredited)

Guy in Bar

Mover

Pete

Pizza Boy

Gomez Calhoun

Various

Kenny Rogers / Bill Clinton

Russell

Leslie Stokes

Classmate