Steve Franken

Cardinal Colbert

Bud (voice)

Mr. Janus (voice)

Administrator

Teacher

Jeffries

Vasili

Professor Eugene Atwater (voice)

President Generic (voice)

Hank Travis

Rundle (voice)

Dr. J

Brendan

Mr. Birdwell

Mr. Sexton

Moda Clerk

Walt, the Pilot

Harvey Hamilcard III

Tunridge

Patient

Flex

Murray

Henry McDade

Harry Mason

Alan Drummond

Student Driver

Dr. Kitei

Fred

l'enfant solitaire

Edward Foreman

Edward Novak

Dr. Charles Crennis

Clerk

Arnie Goldman

Technican

Kurt Balks

Jonas Lasser

Dr. Peter Mitchell (segment "The House")

Carl

Marty

Duke

Roger

The Ferret - Ralph Salisbury

Albert Porter

Officer Albert Porter

Rabbi Elliott Tannenbaum

Levinson

Corporal

Akim Hadramut

Hawkins

Orvis

Cousin Henry

Bruce

Juke

Young Sailor

Danny McKee, the Electrician

Homer Bedloe Jr.

George

Sampan

Lt. Sam Panosian

Ensign Clifford Bender

Al Morgan

Ruck

Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.

Willie Betterley