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David St. Hubbins

President William Rayburn

President William Rayburn (archive footage)

Sleazy MC

Howard

Grandpa Lou Pickles (voice)

Argyle (voice)

Frank

Michael

Sergeant Shadwell

Melville Revere

Doug Forcett

Mark

Chuck McGill

Jack

Uncle Humidor (voice)

Carl Laemmle

Bartholomew Wolper (voice)

Dr. Bartholomew Wolper (voice)

Jeffrey Fields

Governor Ballentine

Nelson Wylie

Dr. Bartholomew Wolper (voice)

Jeffrey Turner

Big Dave

Vultaire (voice)

Stu

Victor Baron

Joe - Boris' Friend #3

Death

Steve Lavisch

Chester

Lane Iverson

Ken Hyman

Emperor Zing (voice)

Prison Trustee

Self

Dwight Biddle

Self - Guest

Self

David St. Hubbins

Self - Guest

Jerry Palter

William Christy Cabanne

Sarousch (voice)

Dwain

Video Executive

Monsieur Duke

Perry White

The Sportsman / Sgt. O'Shaughnessey (voice)

Louie (voice)

Adrien Van Voorhees

Atticus Liddell

Bird (voice)

Bob

Matt Tessler

Bobby Lightfoot (voice)

Evelyn Spyro Throckmorton (voice)

Professor Ram / Creepy Old Guy (voice)

Chief of Police

Stefan Vanderhoof

Kurt Sandow

Pengrove Pig / Andy Rooney / Camel Salesman (voice)

Pawtucket Pat (voice)

Sherman Smith

Ian Peek (voice)

Captain Frostymug (voice)

Self

Réverend Shillerman

Mr. Walsh

Principal Potter

Insaniac / Freakenstein (voice)

Self

50's Joker (voice)

Dave Whitby

Jasper Badun (voice)

Phillip "P.B." Barrow

Bill Case

Peter Randall

Barry

Dr. Jeffrey Otitus (voice)

Paulie

The Clown

Father Damian

Professor Peens

Toll Collector (voice)

Mr. Larry Dittmeyer

Mr. Rastatter

Bob Hiney (voice)

Milo Jackson

Rick Rochester

Morris Fletcher

Self - Guest

Professor Noel Babcock PhD

Spink (voice)

Jake (voice)

Dr. Fabian Leek

Jedediah Lawrence

Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner

George Talbot

Eddy Revere

Officer Bettleheim (voice)

Guy in the Lab Coat (voice)

Mr. Myman (voice)

Kyle (voice)

Police Chief Parish (voice)

Ed (voice)

Ansel (voice)

Dr. Herder (voice)

Bryant (voice)

Hank (voice)

Inspector (voice)

Les (voice)

Bill Nolan

Elias Grace

Gibby Fiske

Tom Smithson

Hal Cresciman

Jerry Rude (voice)

David St. Hubbins (voice)

Emmet Sumner

Phil Dreyer

Fred Ritter

Woody

State Trooper

Bu Montgomery

Leslie (uncredited)

Mac Macintosh

Mr. Wallace

Mr. Green

Andy Richardson

Ross McKay

Self

David St. Hubbins

Dr. Simon August

Self - Guest Host

Eddie Winslow

Self

Willy

Lenny

Self - Various Characters

Self - Host

David St. Hubbins (uncredited)

Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

Crowd Voices (uncredited)

Self

Self

Self